Fiel mir heute so analog zur aktuellen CAB-Fernsehwerbung ein:

I hate computers . . . running Windows
I hate Firefox . . . on a Mac
I lock my computer's firmware . . . to prevent others from installing Windows on it

Why do you hate Firefox?

Because it's the slowest browser available for the Mac. In fact, it is only a portet app, nothing more, which takes hours to load, and decades to render a web site (on a Mac, of course)

I hate die drei Sachen oben to. Ausserdem hate ich den Sommer und kann den Herbst kaum noch erwarten.

eher 3.0

Neee, noch 'ne 0.1 Alpha

Neudeutsch V. 2.0?